#gideon the ninth spoilers

[karlathewitch]

In Nona the Ninth there's a part where we find out that Pal-Cam already knew Harrow has a crush on Gideon. And with how things are in this book, let's assume everyone knew about it (except Gideon of course). So the question is, what did they thought about it?

Second House: Judith slowly observes every part of Gideon, then briefly glances at Martha: "Yeah, I can understand"

Third House: Full night of gossip in the bed (Babs is on the floor), they dissect every part of it. Corona thinks they would make a cute couple. Ianthe claims Harrow can find a better partner (for obvious reasons)

Fourth House: They canonically thought they were dating.

Fifth House: Abigail is wondering whether she should tell Gideon about it, or let her find out herself. Magnus is already looking up Ninth House marriage traditions, and is wondering if they can get an invitation to the wedding.

Sixth House: Cam and Pal are making bets whether they fcked already, or Gideon is truly this oblivious.

Sevent House: "I had a nice girl once" *proceeds to break down* (seriously, she planned to make Gideon hers)

Eight House: "OF COURSE THEY DO THAT! EVERYTHING THE NINTH DOES IS BLASPHEMY!"

Bonus: Jod (if he ever finds out): "So you're saying that the daughter I want to adopt is in love with my daughter I never knew about?" *sips some tea*

[skrungly-little-faun]

Sobbing rn

Im sorry but can we please talk about the parallels between harrows reaction to Gideon in gtn and harrows reaction to the sword in htn?? Like I was rereading htn and one line really stuck out to me about harrows feelings about the sword, it went something like “you hated its presence, but the world without it would be unimaginable”. That basically sums up harrows feelings about Gideon for like 3 quarters of gtn

I think its really interesting though how even though she cant remember Gideon, she knew she needed to keep the sword and kind of subconsciously replaced Gideon with something that had once belonged to her

[cutetanuki-chan]

I couldn't put it as a thumbnail so here's just Gideon seperatly

this is the dumbest thing ever but I had so much fun with it

[recklez]

until death tear pierce us apart

[dangerouslyhungryprocrastiner]

Saw the meme and i just had to do it. Might do a switched version as well since for these idiots it works both ways

[cannibalgender]

i'm begging tumblr users who couldn't name an evil woman to read the locked tomb because in just a short list of the insane amount of characters in these books there is (out of context spoilers ahead)

butch who's never experienced any affection so she becomes willing to do anything to be needed including becoming a fascist regime's specialest little boy

200 dead babies, trying to justify killing 200 babies to make her by brutally suppressing any weakness or vulnerability in herself

the incest twins from every problematic 2000s anime played entirely straight as to how fucked up both of them would be

woman who has a baby for the purpose of bashing its head against a rock and using its blood to kill 9 planets occupied with people

girl who lied to her boybestfriend, who shares her body, about his existence kind of eating her soul so they won't have to be apart

weapon with which to kill 9 planets filled with people, representative of 10 billion dead people and unceasing rage. Who looks like Barbie.

woman who stole g-d's sperm

woman who used her boybestfriend's body to fuck genocidal baby mama without said boybestfriend's knowledge (he was also fucking her)

cancer patient using her make a wish to kill g-d

[sermna]

"I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."

pool scene pool scene pool scene (Redraw)

[sunfloowerlatte-art]

birth of a saint

[votum-cordis]

A shirt that says “I ate my cavalier and all I got was this sword that hates me”

[civetside]

they say she was pushed out of the airlock but i know what really happened

[sofipitch]

When the Saint of Duty stabs Harrow with his spear, it's in the chest and stomach, approx the same areas where we know Gideon was impaled by the fence. "The spear was removed. You still remembered acutely what that felt like"

[the-velvet-worm]

the love triangle in TLT is so funny because it's not even a true love triangle. it's like a shape that hasn't even been invented yet. first you've got Ianthe, who thinks Harrow is totally into her but isn't. and Harrow is into Gideon but also this really sexy corpse. the sexy corpse was maybe probably in a relationship with Gideon's dad who's also the leader of the solar system. he hooks up with his officers sometimes and has hooked up with his best friends over the last 10,000 years because they were bored. Ianthe also has this weirdly borderline incestuous relationship with Coronabeth but Coronabeth is in love with Judith who had a crush on her now-dead cavalier. the only ones who've got a semi-normal relationship are Camilla and Palamedes and even then they had a weird poly thing with Dulcinea even though they never met her in person. and they have another weird poly thing with Pyrrha but by that point they're sharing a body. then they decide to do a mutual suicide/soul binding ritual and become a whole new person in Camilla's body. also they're second cousins. oh Pyrrha also had a weird poly thing with her necro and Gideon's biomom/the leader of the rebellion who's fighting against Gideon's biodad. I don't even have time to unpack all that and that doesn't even cover half of the shit happening here. there's also the whole Cytherea thing

[cutetanuki-chan]

second attempt at restoring Gideon's heart

[scalierpepper]

Canaan crew appreciation post ^

(All scenes from Reinaeiry's Take Me to Church but it's EPIC video.)

Also, there was a lot of thought put into the details and compositions for this video, and it was like 4 months of my life so I want to talk abt it ! For lack of better place to do so I've dumped everything under the cut again:

Some details/process I personally enjoy:

I used images of pluto as my color scheme for the ninth house:

And last but not least, perhaps one of my favorite details of the whole project...we took inspo from religious and classical imagery for a big handful of the compositions or poses. The art I chose to pair with each scene was very intentional:

[lishenkaaa]

i never picked this up before but gideon moving her hands from harrow's jaw when harrow talks about The Body... im gonna explode

SHE WANTED TO KISS HER!!! SHE WANTED TO KISS HER AND THEN HARROW STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE'S IN LOVE WITH A CORPSE AND GIDEON PULLS AWAY!!!! "her eyes starting to sting from it" they were in that pool forever there's no way that was from the salt she wanted to cry it's so gideover for me

[thechekhov]

The Happiest Girl In the World